There´s no avoiding it, no matter how much of a grouch you are…….christmas is coming. On the positive side of things though, it´s grinch season for us bad taste angry people and a chance for us to demonstrate our lack of festive cheer by wearing Ugly Christmas Sweaters, getting blind drunk and swearing at family members we only get to abuse once a year. So, where to buy the aforementioned ugly christmas sweaters? Well as luck would have it, we know a guy, so let´s have a look at what we´ll be wearing for the annual family fight this year…..
The Pooping Moose, (or as WE at Bad Taste prefer to call it, the shitting Reindeer)….. The classic Moose Sweater has always been your go to for Winter wear hasn’t it? Well, it’s been a while and that Moose needs to take care of business. He can’t be the icon of 25+ Holiday seasons in a row and
never stop to lay a pipe. The delicate snowflakes, the moose dung, the bold red colour reminiscent of Santas famous outfit. This sweater shouts christmas so loud local deaf people will be begging you to keep the noise down.
The Pooping Santa (Can you see a pattern here) is next and our personal favourite of the bunch. Nothing says merry christmas like Saint Nicholas with his red pants round his ankles whilst he drops the elves off at the pool.
The Zombie Santa Sweater. Nothing to do with poo this time, just a good old fashioned rotting corpse crawling out of his grave to break into your house while you sleep. But he´ll probably leave some presents so it´s all ok.
Last we have The Butt Crack Santa Sweater. Santa climbs down the chimney and creeps silently into the front room, where he places gifts on and around the tree whilst his ill-fitting trousers reveal more of him than anybody really needs to see.