How To Smuggle Your Booze

Whilst looking for cool, funny or weird stuff, We at Bad Taste HQ have stumbled across many ways to smuggle your booze into places your booze shouldn´t be. We´ve chosen a few of our favourite booze smuggling solutions to show here.

Going to the football? A Festival? An expensive nightclub? Whether alcohol is not permitted or just too damned costly we have the answer to your problem right here. One of these items (or more than one if you have serious drink issues) will be right for you.

We don´t want to live in a world populated by sober people, walking around and not bumping into things or falling over, So hide your stash in your Bra, Tampons, gloves or under your shirt safe in the knowledge you´ll be shitfaced by the end of the night.

Every tampon is a shot.
No man will ever suspect.

Women….The first idea is for you. Even if you get stopped and searched by security, you should be ok with TAMPON FLASKS. They look like tampons (not that most men would know if they didn´t) but they´re easy to fill, easy to pour shot tubes. Just keep it in your bag until you need it.

Amazon UK     Amazon US

 

Gloves filled with lovely booze
Keep your booze close at hand

Next is our winter solution to sobriety…..THE MITTEN FLASK.

On a cold day at the football this could be a real lifesaver when your left hand is loaded with whisky. It´s highly unlikely they´ll check your gloves for booze content. 

Amazon UK     Stupid.com US

 

The Wine Rack Flask Bra gets you bigger boobs and very drunk.
Bigger boobs and a bottle of wine!

Back to the ladies again for the next one, and it might just be our favourite….. THE WINE RACK FLASK BRA. Sadly we couldn´t find this in the UK but you can still get it from the USA. 

This Flask holds up to 25oz of liquid, which is basically a bottle of Wine and increases your bust up to 2 sizes. What´s not to love about this product?

Click Here To Get It From Stupid.com

 

The Beerbelly Drink Holder
The Daddy of Booze Smuggling Devices

Now for the daddy of all alcohol smuggling devices…..THE BEERBELLY.

This mammoth drink dispenser will Hold up to 80 ounces of any hot or cold beverage and once under your shirt just looks like belly fat.

Amazon UK     Stupid.com US

 

The Lipstick Flask
Making it too easy.

Simple but effective, here´s THE LIPSTICK FLASK. Tucked away in your bag or pocket this simple booze container should attract no attention at all from security staff and even less when raised towards your lips. This 4oz container almost takes the fun out of smuggling….it´s too easy.

Amazon Uk     Amazon US

 

Boobie Bags get the job done
Boobie Bags…..The most basic of the drink smuggling ideas

Finally, we have BOOBIE BAGS. These are the unrefined sister of the bra flask, crudely stuffed down your front to be pulled out when it´s time for a drink. They´re basic, but they get the job done, and in the end, that´s all we ask.

Amazon UK    Amazon US

 

And that´s all we have, for now. But rest assured, as we discover more ways to get our drink from A to B we´ll be sure to post them here. For now though, we hope you´ve found a personal favourite means of booze transportation from our selection. Please be so kind as to leave us a comment here, we´d love to hear from you.

 

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The Dribble Glass

Dribble GlassWalking around with a huge spill on your shirt may not be professional, or remotely sexy – but one thing it is is hands down hilarious. But before you order, here’s a tip – a little trick we tried here at Bad Taste HQ that had knee-slappin’ results. We ordered six of these dribble glasses, and put them in the office kitchen, so it simply looked like we had recieved a new set of kitchen cups. Well, let’s just say by noon there wasn’t a dry shirt in the office. Except, of course, our own – which, coincidently, we later spilled coffee on – without the help of a dribble cup. What! We’re messy and proud!

Get It From Stupid.com  On sale$7.95

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Mitten Flask

Flask MittensFollowing on from yesterdays Bra Flask, we at Bad Taste HQ have found another way for you to stash your booze and hide you alcoholism…..we´re so good to you.

Okay, not every party has the Holiday cheer you’re looking for so why not take matters into your own Mittens. These Mittens keep your hands warm and store your favorite beverage. One Mitten has the secret thumb spigot to drink from, which is easily and discreetly covered back up with the thumb cover. Go ahead and give yourself a hand this season with some lovely Mittens.

From Stupid.com  On sale $24.95

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The Self Stirring Mug

Self Stirring MugI don´t know about you, but i´m a lazy dude. Anything that will make my life even slightly easier is always welcome, So here´s the self stirring mug. It can´t go in the dishwasher or microwave, but you won´t need to strain your wrist with the heavy work of circular motion anymore. The mug does all the hard work for you, just press the button and drink….Amen brother!

From Amazon.co.uk

From Amazon US

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One For The Ladies

Have you ever been somewhere where you’ve been denied a beer, cocktail, glass of wine, or bottle of scotch? It’s not Flask Brafair and can ruin your evening! Don’t take “NO” for an answer anymore. Take matters into your own hands with the Wine Rack Flask Bra. You can fill the pouch Flask with the Liquid of your choice, place it in the black, sports Bra and you’re set. The handy Straw can exit from either side of the Bra and reach around your clothing for easy access. You’ll be sippin’ easy with this Wine Rack Bra Flask and the only think you’ll compromise is how every dress fits just a little tighter. The Bra is stretchable yet very secure. If you love the full look with the Bra on but run out of liquid, simply blow into the tube and you’ll have the look once again. This Flask holds up to 25oz of liquid, which is basically a bottle of Wine and increases your bust up to 2 sizes.    From Stupid.com On sale $39.95

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The Gun Mug

This is genius. There’s nothing like someone toting a Gun Mug. You just feel safe and secure knowing they can defendThe Gun Mug you should anyone overstep the boundaries. The Gun Mug cannot fire, hurt anyone, or stop crime but it sure feels like it could. I can imagine all secret agents carrying Gun Mugs from now on. What’s more dangerous: not having your morning coffee or pursuing a criminal? Do I really need to answer that?

On sale $9.95 from Stupid.com get it here!

 


 

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