The Never Ending Birthday Card

The Birthday Card That Keeps On Giving
Please God Make It Stop!

Got someone you want to annoy, irritate or pay back for pranking you? Have they got a birthday coming up soon? The Never Ending Birthday Card is exactly what you´re looking for. This innocent looking card once extracted from the envelope will play its jingle for 3 straight hours or more until the battery runs out. It´s pretty much indestructable, you can rip it, submerge it in water or set fire to it and the card plays on……..for hours…….until your victim has resorted to smashing his or her head against the wall in desperation. REVENGE!

Amazon UK …..Or … US

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For A cheaper and more direct approach to birthdays, there´s always this…..

Cunt gifts have a selection of greetings cards….all of which feature the word “Cunt”. The clue´s in the name i guess.

They deliver worldwide so nobody is safe from abuse.

Cunt Gifts £2.50

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