Not Chuck Norris Tee


 

Not Chuck Norris Tee

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It´s the new tee from T-Shirt Hell-The Not Chuck Norris Tee.

We have featured similar tees before on Bad Taste, Not Led Zeppelin, Not Bob Marley and our favourite, Not Star Trek, all of which can be found @ T-Shirt Hell ….. and this beauty is the latest in the collection.

It´s guaranteed to wind up martial arts fans worldwide and can be yours for just 22 United States Dollars! Click on the picture above to buy it now.

Chuck Norris Facts List

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain… the cobra died.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.

Chuck Norris wears sunglasses so that his eyes won’t hurt the sun.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.

Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

Chuck Norris’s daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Cars look both ways before Chuck Norris crosses the street.

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman’s life.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris’s computer has no “backspace” button, Chuck Norris doesn’t make mistakes.

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

There was a street called chuck norris, they had to change the name because no one crosses chuck norris and lives.

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