Not Chuck Norris Tee

 

Not Chuck Norris Tee

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It´s the new tee from T-Shirt Hell-The Not Chuck Norris Tee.

We have featured similar tees before on Bad Taste, Not Led Zeppelin, Not Bob Marley and our favourite, Not Star Trek, all of which can be found @ T-Shirt Hell ….. and this beauty is the latest in the collection.

It´s guaranteed to wind up martial arts fans worldwide and can be yours for just 22 United States Dollars! Click on the picture above to buy it now.

Chuck Norris Facts List

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra and after five days of excruciating pain… the cobra died.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria’s secret.

When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.

When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks are in a steel cage.

Chuck Norris wears sunglasses so that his eyes won’t hurt the sun.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That’s why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.

Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death. He wins fair and square.

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

Chuck Norris’s daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Cars look both ways before Chuck Norris crosses the street.

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.

Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freeman’s life.

Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris’s computer has no “backspace” button, Chuck Norris doesn’t make mistakes.

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.

There was a street called chuck norris, they had to change the name because no one crosses chuck norris and lives.

Got anymore Chuck Norris Facts? Leave them in the comments section so we have a chuckle.

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Walking Dead T-Shirts

The Walking Dead, who doesn´t love it?

Seven seasons (so far) of mindless violence, tense, scary moments and endless gifs and memes all over social media…..but we never tire of it.

Everyone has their own way of paying tribute to one of the greatest things ever to happen to TV, and of course, the way we´ll do it is by finding the best possible Walking Dead Tees and presenting them to you here from Bad Taste HQ.

We´ve checked out loads of T-Shirt web sites and here´s the cream of the crop, see what you think. Just click on the picture to go straight to the site selling that item.

First up is “Negan Double Header Stout”……..See what they did there? Double Header? No? Ok, move on.

Negan T-Shirt
Negan T-Shirt

Next Up is Daryl, Ah Mr Dixon, you sir, are a legend. Sticking with the subject of booze (and why not?) we have the Crossbow Red Ale T-Shirt.

Daryl Crossbow Red Ale T-Shirt
Daryl Crossbow Red Ale T-Shirt

Back to Negan for our next tee…..he is the man of the hour after all…..This is the Lucille Slugger T-Shirt, our personal favourite and a bit of a bargain at $9.99…How cheap?

Lucille Slugger T-Shirt
Lucille Slugger T-Shirt

Next…..”We´ve got to get to Terminus!”

Terminus Steakhouse T-Shirt
Terminus Steakhouse T-Shirt

Who made the finest cookies in Alexandria? CAROL DID!

Carol's Cookies T-Shirt
Carol’s Cookies T-Shirt

Daryl Again for this one, He bloody loves his bike…

Daryl's Custom Motorcycle Repair & Service T-Shirt
Daryl’s Custom Motorcycle Repair & Service T-Shirt

What´s in the barn Hershel?

Hershel's Zombie Storage T-Shirt
Hershel’s Zombie Storage T-Shirt

Michonne…The crazy KATana lady…

Michonne's Katana Training T-Shirt
Michonne’s Katana Training T-Shirt

And finally, welcome to Woodbury, Oh Governer, you´re a very bad man.

Welcome To Woodbury T-Shirt
Welcome To Woodbury T-Shirt

Well, that´s all we have for you at the moment. As always, we´d appreciate you leaving a comment or giving us a share. You can follow us on Twitter @BadTasteTee or catch us on facebook for a constant stream of really bad jokes under the name of FUNNY STUFF.

 

 

 

 

 

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Tee Of The Week

PAWS

Yes, this week´s awesome chosen Tee is the cat/shark crossover Paws Tee. An absolute bargain at just  $9.99…..Get it here!PAWS

If you´re feeling generous, don´t forget to give us a share, or leave us a comment……we´d very much appreciate it!

Check out the rest of our site for loads more fantastic tees and some pretty sick jokes.

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Tee Of The Week

I´m Sorry…

I´m Sorry For What I said When...We´ve chosen this beauty from T-Shirt hell as our Tee of the week with its sorry, not sorry poetic message. Available in loads of styles, colours and sizes.

Just click on the pic to go straight to the Hell page.

As always, please feel free to leave us a message stating your like or dislike of our latest choice and remember, we love ya!

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The Chest Hair T-Shirt

Chest Hair T-ShirtWherever you go on holiday this year…….this is the t-shirt to make you blend in with the millions of other tourists. 3D Printed for realism and hairy on both front and back (Not real hair, just printed) it´s the best thing we´ve seen this year…….but then, we don´t get out much.

 

Available for men and women we´re told, but we cannot for the life of us work out why women would want Chest Hair T-Shirtto wear this.

Check out that hairy back!

Cheap as chips too….just click on the link relevant to where you live below for the current price.

United Kingdom Link

United States Link

As always, please feel free to leave us a comment to let us know if you love it or hate it.

 

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Cheap Funny T-Shirts

Winchester Tavern Ash TrayToday we have discovered a new t-shirt supplier…..don´t get me wrong, we find new ones every day, but we don´t always love them this much. They´re called T-Shirt Bordello and they have a lot of really cool, funny and original tees and that´s good enough for us to do a bit of a write up on them.

They´re not expensive….the dearest we found was $14.99 (About 10 Pounds UK) but don´t quote us on that…..prices go up and down on the net.Winchester Tavern Glass

We´ve chosen a small selection of our favourite tees from them but they have hundreds more along with mugs, posters and an ash tray or a glass from the Winchester Tavern (Sean Of The Dead).

As always, just click on the picture and we´ll take you straight to the specified website to get the current price.

Please leave a comment, let us know what you think.

E=MC Hammer T-Shirt
E=MC Hammer
Boomstick T-Shirt
Boomstick
DJ Leia T-Shirt
DJ Leia
I Got Wood New T-Shirt
I Got Wood
Evil Jeans T-Shirt
Evil Jeans
I Had Friends On That Death Star T-Shirt
I Had Friends On That Death Star
Keeping up with the Cardassians T-Shirt
Keeping up with the Cardassians
Impin Aint Easy T-Shirt
Impin Aint Easy
I love (heart) LAMP T-Shirt
I love (heart) LAMP
OCP T-Shirt
OCP
Klingon Ribbed for her Pleasure T-Shirt
Klingon Ribbed for her Pleasure
Youve Got Red On You T-Shirt
Youve Got Red On You
Pope Fiction T-Shirt
Pope Fiction
Raised on the Street T-Shirt
Raised on the Street
Sons of Anakin SOA T-Shirt
Sons of Anakin SOA
Save Ferris T-Shirt
Save Ferris
Sith Happens T-Shirt
Sith Happens
The Walken Dead T-Shirt
The Walken Dead
Sub Zero Refrigeration T-Shirt
Sub Zero Refrigeration
The Real McCoy T-Shirt
The Real McCoy
This One Goes To Eleven T-Shirt
This One Goes To Eleven
Think Inside The Box T-Shirt
Think Inside The Box
This Is My Happy Face T-Shirt
This Is My Happy Face
This One Time At Camp T-Shirt
This One Time At Camp
Trek Yourself T-Shirt
Trek Yourself
White Walker T-Shirt
White Walker
ATardis T-Shirt
ATardis
Bistro Hannibal T-Shirt Charcoal
Bistro Hannibal
Winchester Tavern T-shirt
Winchester Tavern
Human Centipede T-Shirt
Human Centipede
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Batman Tees

Batman Tees

Classic Batman Tee
Classic Batman Tee

We´re having a “Batman Week” at Bad Taste HQ, for absolutely no reason other than we think Batman is awesome……Why Not Right?

So as T-shirts are what we do best, here´s a selection of the best Batman Tees we could find on the interweb. Along with the story of Batman´s rise.

Just click on the picture to get a price on each tee.

The Very Beginning

I´m Batman Tee
I´m Batman Tee

As a small boy, young Bruce Wayne and his family went to the cinema…..an outing which ended in tragedy and the deaths of Bruce´s parents, killed by a still to this day unidentified mugger. Kneeling by the bodies of Thomas and Martha, Bruce swore to avenge the killings.

Dr. Leslie Thompkins and Alfred Pennyworth arranged so that Bruce would not be taken into care by Gotham´s social services thus beginning Bruce´s dream to become a crusader against crime.

Young Bruce

Ladies Joker - Why So Serious Tee
Ladies Joker – Why So Serious Tee

Aged just 14, Bruce set out on his mission, travelling all continents, studying criminology, forensics, and criminal psychology, and mastering every fighting style, picking up the skills he would need to keep his vow.

Upon his return to Gotham, Bruce became a plain clothed vigilante…..his immediate plan was  to wander the streets, fighting crime wherever he found it. But things didn´t go well in the beginning and he found himself sat bleeding in his study at Wayne Manor after his first night, perhaps lucky to be alive.

He quickly realised he needed a way to strike fear into the hearts of criminals if he was to succeed…..Just then, a bat crashed through the study window, giving Bruce the inspiration he needed.

Batman Is Born

Batman And Robin Ladies Tee
Batman And Robin Ladies Tee

Bruce became The Dark Knight, Caves beneath Wayne Mansion bacame Batman´s HQ, and Alfred remained his confidant with wise words of advice.

In time, the word spread, the very mention of his name sent shivers down the spines of the criminal element. Batman found a friend in Captain James Gordon who did not like the methods employed by The Caped Crusader, but enjoyed the results.

He fought The Joker, Cat Woman, Two Face and The Penguin. The Villains kept falling in front of him. Batman was a savage and clever crime fighter.

Never short of enemies, the list grew and help arrived in the form of Robin, who was another young boy orphaned by crime.

Together, they fight evil wherever it rises up.

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